It’s easy to grin
when your ship comes in
and you you’ve got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Earliest *human* memory? My earliest elephant memories go back much further but, if you insist - it’s falling into my grandfather’s pool, and him reaching in to pull me out, when I was 2.